(Chyna, Cameron, and Darryl enter)
Chyna: Oh my gosh, Dad, look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies–Driver's Ed instead of kiddie bikes–him instead of... what was I talking about?
Cameron: Dad, does she really have to go to my school? Seriously, she's only eleven!
Darryl: Hey, it's not your sister's fault she's gifted, just as much as it isn't your fault you're...not.
(End scene)
(Chyna and Darryl enter)
Gibson: Oh great, another ant.
Darryl: Hey, what's with the name calling?
Chyna: No, it's okay, Dad. I'm an ant because I'm in the Advanced Natural Talents or "ANT" program.
Gibson: Yeah, and I wasn't even talking about you. Someone knocked over the little ant farm again this morning, and these creepers are everywhere . Ugh. (flicks ant off sleeve)
Darryl: Aah! Get it off! I mean, um, get it off. (dusts himself off)
Gibson: Anyway, you must be Chyna. (dramatic voice) Welcome to the ANT farm! (normal voice) I love doing that. (Turns around and glimpses Olive copying him. Olive sits down with mock innocence)
Chyna: Um, are you my teacher?
Gibson: No, teachers need a degree. I'm Gibson. Your tutor, guidance counselor, and therapist all
rolled up into one. (pulls licorice out from hair) I also give out licorice! (Offers to Chyna)
Chyna: No thanks...I had hair-covered licorice for breakfast.
Gibson: (Starts to put licorice back)
Darryl: Not so fast, bumblebee (reaches out and grabs licorice).
Chyna: (Looks grossed out)
(Roxanne enters wearing a medieval costume and carrying an axe)
Roxanne: Sorry I'm late. Security hassled me about the battle axe.
Chyna: MOM!
Gibson: Whoa! You're mom's a warrior princess? Awesome!
Chyna: No, she's a children's birthday party entertainer.
Gibson: (gasps) More awesome! Hey, keep January 27th open.
Roxanne: Oh, you have kids?
Gibson: Nope!
(End Scene)
(Theme plays)
Gibson: Just like you with music, each student in the ANT Farm has a certain gift. Benny is a robotics expert.
(Chyna waves to Benny)
Benny's robot: Greetings. (Waves robot hand)
Gibson: Angus here is a computer genius.
Chyna: (sees joystick on table) That looks cool! Can I play? (presses joystick button)
Computer: (in woman voice) Missile launch initiated.
Angus: (grabs joystick from Chyna)
Chyna: This all part of the game? (laughs)
Angus: (starts typing quickly) Sure, because it's a game...Just a game (presses a final key)
Computer: (Beeps three times) Missile launch aborted.
(Angus sits back in chair with a sigh of relief)
Chyna: Oh my gosh, Dad, look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies–Driver's Ed instead of kiddie bikes–him instead of... what was I talking about?
Cameron: Dad, does she really have to go to my school? Seriously, she's only eleven!
Darryl: Hey, it's not your sister's fault she's gifted, just as much as it isn't your fault you're...not.
(End scene)
(Chyna and Darryl enter)
Gibson: Oh great, another ant.
Darryl: Hey, what's with the name calling?
Chyna: No, it's okay, Dad. I'm an ant because I'm in the Advanced Natural Talents or "ANT" program.
Gibson: Yeah, and I wasn't even talking about you. Someone knocked over the little ant farm again this morning, and these creepers are everywhere . Ugh. (flicks ant off sleeve)
Darryl: Aah! Get it off! I mean, um, get it off. (dusts himself off)
Gibson: Anyway, you must be Chyna. (dramatic voice) Welcome to the ANT farm! (normal voice) I love doing that. (Turns around and glimpses Olive copying him. Olive sits down with mock innocence)
Chyna: Um, are you my teacher?
Gibson: No, teachers need a degree. I'm Gibson. Your tutor, guidance counselor, and therapist all
rolled up into one. (pulls licorice out from hair) I also give out licorice! (Offers to Chyna)
Chyna: No thanks...I had hair-covered licorice for breakfast.
Gibson: (Starts to put licorice back)
Darryl: Not so fast, bumblebee (reaches out and grabs licorice).
Chyna: (Looks grossed out)
(Roxanne enters wearing a medieval costume and carrying an axe)
Roxanne: Sorry I'm late. Security hassled me about the battle axe.
Chyna: MOM!
Gibson: Whoa! You're mom's a warrior princess? Awesome!
Chyna: No, she's a children's birthday party entertainer.
Gibson: (gasps) More awesome! Hey, keep January 27th open.
Roxanne: Oh, you have kids?
Gibson: Nope!
(End Scene)
(Theme plays)
Gibson: Just like you with music, each student in the ANT Farm has a certain gift. Benny is a robotics expert.
(Chyna waves to Benny)
Benny's robot: Greetings. (Waves robot hand)
Gibson: Angus here is a computer genius.
Chyna: (sees joystick on table) That looks cool! Can I play? (presses joystick button)
Computer: (in woman voice) Missile launch initiated.
Angus: (grabs joystick from Chyna)
Chyna: This all part of the game? (laughs)
Angus: (starts typing quickly) Sure, because it's a game...Just a game (presses a final key)
Computer: (Beeps three times) Missile launch aborted.
(Angus sits back in chair with a sigh of relief)